Geez. I am a library cling-on. I'm back at work working on a paper on why some library board should award me a prize for being such a good worker. Maybe I could impress them if I showed them my skill with knowing a composer for almost every letter of the alphabet. That's what I get for putting them in order so often.

It's always those rickety old men who stumble in and want mozart or chopin but don't know what symphony, and then mess the whole section up. Job security, I guess.