If you look at my profile picture, you'll see I'm working on something. Here's what I'm up to:

I buy old metal filing cabinets from garage sales and paint and decorate them. It's really easy and you can do it for under 20 bucks.
Haggle a bit with the yard salers (you can usually talk them down to five or ten bucks if it's an old ugly filing cabinet) buy a couple cans of whatever color spray paint you desire and a paint pen (metallic looks best). Spray, let dry, touch up and pick your favorite book and write passages with the paint pen all over the cabinet.
Voila!
You can also leave it a solid color or cut your own stencils out of an old shoebox and spray on designs.